Survival plan
I figure I'll travel the countryside with my lucrative zombie pornography business, peddling my wares to lonely survivor fetishists. With the goods I earn in trade I figure I can barter for better camera equipment, and maybe better looking zombies.
Preferred safe haven
A military base. As long as it's not inhabited by psychos. Or Prudes.
Favorite weapon
A lead pipe.
Movie to take with you in the zombie apocalypse
Zombie Cock Suckers IV.
Album to take with you in the zombie apocalypse
Wincing the Night Away by The Shins.
Book to take with you in the zombie apocalypse
How to Survive a Robot Uprising by Daniel H. Wilson. What?! I already have this zombie stuff figured out, but when those robots show up...
- i found an old abandoned military base. tons of guns and amo, even a tank. it's all yours for a substantial supply of smut
- heard you were slangin zombie porn. i happen to be looking for some. holler
- Come out and play with us.. the monkeys mean no harm.. or at least its not like they're going to eat your eyes our anything...
- Wow! Selling zombie porn to survivors. I don't know if that's brilliant or just plain cruel. Whatever it is, I love the image of a zombie pornographer wandering the land selling his "art". That's amazing. <br/>
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